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Wanted by the Cabal (There is No Cabal)

Richard S. Bullis: Wanted by the Cabal (There is No Cabal)    Richard S. Bullis: A Candid Shot?

For excessively stoopid owned websites:
Help, I'm SPNAKED! and I can't get up!
RichBull 2.0
and
For extremely 404 websites:
Cabalbashers.jumpfun.com
Richbull.com
No-Lart.com
and
for being the first (and last) recipient of the
20th Century CENKOC AWARD



UPDATE! 06/28/2002: Read the Richard S. Bullis FAQ


06/25/2002: CENKOCsite mirror list updated! Yes, Richard, The Cabal (TINC) have not forgotten about you. As Cabal Unit VII spake: " Whatsoever a kook soweth on Usenet, that also shall he reap...for fucking ever. Read them and weep.


06/21/2002: MAJOR UPDATE! RtS is spanked hard! His military lies exposed! Check out http://www.lart.com/rtsfaq/asa.html


12/02/2000: Hot! More archived RtS evidence, courtesy of The Pink Mafia! From Australia, Richard, with extreme hatred...http://www.viper.net.au/~obsidian/cenkoc_unofficial_update/


12/30/1999: How SPANKED is Richard? Let us count the ways! In time for Yawn2K, Bloxy's@hotmail.com courteously provided this repost of Unit IV's hilarious enumeration of exactly JUST how humiliated Richard S. Bullis is in the eyes of the Internet (C&C warning in effect as always!).


09/26/1999: S.P.U.T.U.M. Unit 187 (Prime) declares RtS officially Spanked; the Lord Archdruid of a.u.k. (TINLAoAUK) confirms this status.


Oh, Baby! 09/16/1999: Cabal Network Security has chosen to release a candid shot of Richard S. Bullis taken in May, 2001, by our patented FutureCam(TM), showing Laverne Bullis, Prison Bride in her formal uniform of the night.



Bullis

Burn, Baby, Burn! 09/14/1999: In response to RtS' latest lawsuit threats, this time against Robert S. Brooks, we have created YET ANOTHER parody site within a site: Auto-Duh-LART! See Richard Bullis impale himself on ye pointy spikes of his owne Usenet posts!


Incandescent! 09/13/1999: Flameware Labs releases the latest version of their amazingly amusing and FREE Richard the Stupid Shooting Gallery for Windoze...check it out!


Hotter! 09/10/1999: Read the new Richard the Stupid FAQ, by S.P.U.T.U.M. Unit 187 (Prime)


Hot! 09/10/1999: [New Parody Site] By his own admission, Richard the Stupid *IS*:


Richard bullis is Lord of the Bull

Lord of the Bull.


Update! 09/09/1999: [Updated 11 Sep] Learn the Ignorance of the Ages from Swami Master Cenkoc, RtS, LMA, CNotM (adults only, please...the master's words are far from delicate!)


Update! 09/03/1999: Richard the Stupid (RtS) is found whining pathetically on news.admin.net-abuse.usenet...the same group he bombed with binaries in April, 1999!


Update! 09/02/1999: Sir Richard of Stupid, on the advice of his fictional "LA Law" counsel (mmmpf!), threatens to have the LA County District attorney...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Update! 09/02/1999: RtS posts his 3-space address to Usenet...the maroon!


Update! 08/29/1999: RtS threatens Lart.Com owner, Taylor NetScum, with a lawsuit over his mirror of this site. We are falling on the ground laughing!


We have waited this long for RtS to sue us, Lart.Com, or anyone over our distributed parody site.

(based on 00:01 hours, September 1, 1999 SputCentral Time [EDT])


Fight Stupidity on the Net!

Read the terms of use, then mirror this site!


Known CENKOCSITE Mirrors as of June 30, 2002:

(post your mirror site info to alt.slack.sputum; read the a.s.s. FAQ if you have questions)

(Note: if it takes us more than 1 minute to find the mirror on your site...Poof!


http://www.lart.com/stupidrichard/

http://www.databasix.com/~cipher/RtS/RtS.html

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Parliament/2860/usenet/cenkocsite/

http://fustercluck.com/cenkoc

http://www.mindspring.com/~eguy/cenkoc/

http://www.viper.net.au/~obsidian/cenkoc/

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/unit24/cenkoc/

http://www.netstoopid.com

http://www.cluebyfour.co.uk/stoopid/



Note:

To the best of our knowledge, Richard S. Bullis, aka "Richard the Stupid", aka "RtS" is not wanted by any law enforcement authority for illegal possession and/or trafficking in child pornography, internet death threats, felony cluelessness, or network abuse. Yet...

This is a parody website. Deal with it, Pinkboy.




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