THE CLERGY

The Best Way To Pray:

A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. 

The priest said:

The Minister stated:

The Guru argued thusly:

The repairman could contain himself no longer, so he interrupted by saying:

Goat for Dinner

The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal,

the minister asked their son what they were having.

Thanks for dropping in; hope you enjoyed these two short ones. I couldn't find a song that fit these two so I figured I couldn't go wrong with Jake Hess of the Statesmen and George Younce of the Cathedrals........the song: Up Above My Head.