A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and try the same thing.
As we was driving back into his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the
cat farther and farther away but the darn cat would always beat him home.
At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the
bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he
thought was a safe distance from his home and he left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat
there?"
"Yes," the wife answers. "Why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answers: "Put that darn cat on the phone. I'm
lost and I need directions!"
~author unknown~
Background music: The Cat Came Back
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